So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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