He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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