Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
BRING THE BAGELS
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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