I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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