I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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