I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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