My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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