Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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