Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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