that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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