I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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