I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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