Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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