Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize