My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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