What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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