oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Shitshow foam night was such a success
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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