You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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