Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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