sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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