It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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