She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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