All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
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I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
ok first of all what the fuck
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