there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Randomize