I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i think i have herpe
just one?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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