Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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