i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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