Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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