there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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