operation harelip BJ is a go
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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