My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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