Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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