I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
My breasts were aching with rage.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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