I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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