my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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