I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
