fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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