What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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