he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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