been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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