So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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