That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
