you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
