Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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