why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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