whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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