don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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