Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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