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Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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