More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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