I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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