North Korea, Best Korea!
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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