I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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