she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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